Free US shipping

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Arrives in 8-14 days

Tracking on every order

Key-fob remote included

USB-C rechargeable

Free US shipping

30-day returns

Arrives in 8-14 days

Tracking on every order

Key-fob remote included

USB-C rechargeable

Free US shipping

30-day returns

Arrives in 8-14 days

Tracking on every order

Key-fob remote included

USB-C rechargeable

Free US shipping

30-day returns

Arrives in 8-14 days

Tracking on every order

Key-fob remote included

USB-C rechargeable

Free US shipping

30-day returns

Arrives in 8-14 days

Tracking on every order

Key-fob remote included

USB-C rechargeable

Free US shipping

30-day returns

Arrives in 8-14 days

Tracking on every order

Key-fob remote included

USB-C rechargeable

Why every car needs one

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    One button, one finger

    The key-fob remote swings his arm up and holds it there, then lowers it. The driver behind you sees all of it.

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    Sits right on the car

    On a sedan he sits on top of the trunk lid. On an SUV he rides on the rear window, facing back at traffic.

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    Dressed for December

    Full Santa suit, hat, belt and buckle. From a distance he looks festive. Up close he does not.

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    30 days, no arguing

    Changed your mind? Full refund. Arrived damaged? Send a photo and we'll send a new one.
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    You already know who this is for.

    The one who narrates every bad driver on the highway. The one who still talks about the guy who cut them off in 2019. The one who honks first and asks questions never.

    Get one for them

    Questions, answered

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    When will it arrive?

    Ships within 1–2 business days, then 8–14 days to your door in the US. Shipping is free with no minimum.

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    How does it work?

    Set him on your trunk lid or rear window, keep the remote on your keys, and press the button whenever someone earns it.

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    Will it scratch my car?

    No. He sits on a soft, non-slip silicone base made for painted surfaces and glass.

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    Is it a good gift?

    It's the gift that gets opened last and talked about longest. Ships in a plain outer box, so it's safe to send direct.

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    What if I don't like it?

    30 days, any reason, full refund — including "I changed my mind."